[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M IN”
Bottom Text: “A HURRY”]
Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.