so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Posted on 19th May at 5:07 AM, with 62,826 notes
Posted on 19th May at 5:06 AM, with 19,534 notes
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
Posted on 18th May at 11:14 PM, with 116 notes
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Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3cef2a3f99991c9acdaeb6a1f5a7c9e/tumblr_mmzz9403co1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M IN”
Bottom Text: “A HURRY”]Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.
Posted on 18th May at 10:50 PM, with 43,376 notes
Josh Peck does it again
Fuck sake Josh
Posted on 18th May at 8:09 PM, with 3 notes
Horacia: Just read Hannibal Rising, a prequel to everything Hannibal.... →
Just read Hannibal Rising, a prequel to everything Hannibal. (Spoilers) So, did you all know Hannibal had a baby sister Mischa, who he loved and was very protective of? She was ripped out of his arms, and eaten, and when he was too weak to fully comprehend what was happening, they fed him her…
Posted on 18th May at 8:08 PM, with 72 notes
wait is hANNIBAL ABOUT PEOPLE EATING OTHER PEOPLE
Posted on 18th May at 4:57 AM, with 566 notes
Now the nightmare’s real.